The lady I babysit for texted me and thanked me for watching her daughter today, but somehow, now we’re talking about how delicious butter is.

"aw that sucks :("
-me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

I’m so fucking tired and I know I’m gonna fuck something up tonight at work byeeee

Anonymous: its not really anon hate you just try to hard to be funny. you have a good blog and some decent posts but the tryharding is getting old

spicy-vagina-tacos:

"I’m not sending you anon hate but let me just tell you how WRONG and ANNOYING you are and how to run YOUR personal business" bye

Seriously anons all need to shut the fuck up already. Nobody cares.

jessicaannjames:

what doesn’t kill you leaves you lying awake at 2am wishing it had

michellewithoutyou:

babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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Pretty much me every time I visit Austin.

I’m 89% positive I’m going to have a nightmare about my dog dying tonight.
I was so sure she was going to die today. It was the most terrifying thing I’ve ever experienced and all I could do was cradle her and cry and scream.
I’m sorry. I’m still in shock. I’m just so glad she’s okay; I think I’d go insane without her.
That may be kind of pathetic but she’s my best friend.