The lady I babysit for texted me and thanked me for watching her daughter today, but somehow, now we’re talking about how delicious butter is.
"aw that sucks :("
-me as a professional therapist (via losergirlfriend)
I’m so fucking tired and I know I’m gonna fuck something up tonight at work byeeee
Anonymous: its not really anon hate you just try to hard to be funny. you have a good blog and some decent posts but the tryharding is getting old
Seriously anons all need to shut the fuck up already. Nobody cares.
I’m 89% positive I’m going to have a nightmare about my dog dying tonight.